I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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