Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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