found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
MIDGETS
????
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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