I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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