there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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