I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Randomize