did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We need to rekindle our bromance
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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