YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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