just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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