You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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