NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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