This is not my ceiling
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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