Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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