It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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