Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I cockslap morals
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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