i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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