i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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