This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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