I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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