O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
A+ Viking dick
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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