help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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