Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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