if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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