planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize