The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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