i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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