I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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