im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
wow bdsm is so cute
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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