I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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