This girl is more easily done than said...
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
