Kiss
Puke
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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