my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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