barbara walters just said penis...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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