I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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