the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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