somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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