so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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