My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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