Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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