she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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