i don't like sucking hair
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I would fuck him just for his dog
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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