so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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