No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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