You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I love black thongs
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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