no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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