Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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