Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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