i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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