how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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