I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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