What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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